"Star Trekkin'" by The Firm
[NOT the Jimmy Page group..]


Available on:
a British 45, Bark Records TREK 1, 1987
a British 12" single, with an extended, very funny, version
a Canadian 45, same label?
Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Novelty CD of All Time, Rhino 75768, 1988
Dr. Demento - 20th Anniversary Collection, Rhino CD/cassette 70743, 1991



 
     Chorus: 
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

     Lt. Uhura, report!

     Uhura:
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, Jim.
 
     Analysis, Mr. Spock!
 
     Spock: 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 
 
     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, Jim.
 
     Chorus: 
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
 
     Medical update, Doctor McCoy
 
     McCoy: 
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim, Dead.
 
     Spock: 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 
 
     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, Jim! 
 
     Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
 
     Kirk: 
          Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill.
          We come in peace, shoot to kill, 
          shoot to kill, ma'am
 
     McCoy: 
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim, Dead.
 
     Spock: 
          Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 
 
     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          scrape them off, Jim!
 
     Chorus: 
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! 
          Star Trekkin', across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! 
 
     Engine Room, Mister Scott

     Scotty:
          Ye canna change the laws of physics,
          laws of physics,
          laws of physics!
          Ye canna change the laws of physics,
          laws of physics, Jim.

     Kirk:
          Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill!
          We come in peace, shoot to kill,
          Scotty, beam me up!

     McCoy:
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
          Dead, Jim!
          Dead, Jim!
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
          Dead, Jim, Dead!

     Spock:
          Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
          not as we know it,
          not as we know it.
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
          not as we know it, Captain.

     Uhura:
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
          starboard bow,
          starboard bow.
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
          starboard bow, Jim!

     Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim!  <garbled>, Jimmy.

     McCoy:  It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

     Kirk:   Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!

     Scotty: Ach!  If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!

     <<boom>>

     Chorus:
          Star Trekkin', across the universe,
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
          Star Trekkin', across the universe,
          Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!

          Star Trekkin', across the universe,
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
          Star Trekkin', across the universe,
          Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse!

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