Re: Capt. Kirk... Oh boy:o)

Posted by Patrice on March 22, 1997 at 15:30:33:

In Reply to: Capt. Kirk... Oh boy:o) posted by melysni on March 22, 1997 at 14:01:08:

: Is J. T. Kirk holding the infamous tribble?
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: Nope... just a hair peice... look at that scared smirk on his face:o) this was after the tabloids caught 'em with that rat he calls a hair peice:o)

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: Captain Kirk's Top Ten Pickup Lines

: 10. Do you come to this planet often?
Hey-- he might have worn a hair PIECE but at least he had enough brains under it to know how to spell correctly. Remember, "i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounded like "a" as in neighbor or weigh. Glad I could help.
: 9. You have the most eyes I've ever seen.

: 8. Would you like to come up and see my dilithium crystals?

: 7. Want to sit in the captain's chair? I can get you onto the bridge.

: 6. What's the matter? Have a force field around you or something?

: 5. Didn't we meet at Pon farr seven years ago?

: 4. Is that a shuttlecraft in your bikini, or are you just glad to see me?

: 3. You really know how to activate my tractor beam!

: 2. What's a nice energy pattern like you doing in a quadrant like this?

: 1. Hey, nice Tribbles!

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• Re: Capt. Kirk... Oh boy:o) Ben 16:32:31 3/22/97 (6)
  • Re: Capt. Kirk... Oh boy:o) Cadet wesly loser 16:43:23 3/22/97 (5)
    • Re: patrice is lame ben 16:49:19 3/22/97 (4)
      • Re: patrice is lame Patrice 17:26:40 3/22/97 (0)
      • thanks benny:o) Melysni 16:57:25 3/22/97 (2)
        • Re: thanks benny:o) Cadet Wesley loser 17:00:20 3/22/97 (1)
          • Re: thanks benny:o) melysni 18:31:27 3/22/97 (0)

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